the vocals are not hup-one-two-shit.

-erik

gonorrhea gonorrhea syphilis wow!

-bryan h, erika, almo

i'm the virginator.

-taraneh

yay, i'm white!

-ling-ling about her poopsheet dot marking

a period is when blood is released from inside a woman's body through an opening between her legs every four weeks for about three or four days.

-miguel, anna, dylan, brian, sam, ling-ling, noli, kim

it's like a post-it, only stronger.

-anna keck, on sanitary pads

what were you saying about my mom?

-dylan

i can see dayo coming up from those shoes.

-anna keck

you want me to be a jocksniffer?

-bob