he told me something. um, something about me being capable. and then i played del scorcho.

-sam

i love cleaning! i should be a housewife.

-noli

yeah, he's sexy.

-dm bryan about wolfman

how many northern californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? hella.

-dm bryan

cal band is like cheese: you eat it.

-sam

isn't that the natalie imbrugliagarambashoomaloomadingdong song?

-beth

i need to put up an away message for this.

-chappy

yeah, that bug had a big dick.

-elizabeth (!)

ohhhhh, fat!

-insult once again directed to number six

you are a waste of space, number six!

-miguel, heckling at the women's v-ball game

sexplain?

-nate

you are the shit.

-ex-roommate brian

love fucks your life up.

-ryan b

that was awesome.

-andrea b, kristin, and miguel, after seeing kill bill

dude, you're awesome.

-noli, sloshed

stop it!

-sam to the tv, as he was watching alias

fuck sickness.

-nate

yeah, th is dying.

-alan

ice cream!

-shereen

it's like playing dress up, but for reals.

-elizabeth

i've got to fix something.

-will r, as he strolled over to the piano

dam!

-chappy

gate turn! gate turn!

-sam, angela, miguel and rian

oh man, my floor's gonna smell this tonight.

-chris l (shat!)

it's time to go home. and by home, i mean studio.

-jeremy

yeah, it's like a fourth dimension.

-ryan p, on daniel's hole

dude, if this were semen, i would totally be gay.

-elan

i just cream-puffed in my pants.

-pat

wowzers, i just watched the hottest lesbian video ever made... extended vagina to vagina action.... i dont think i'll ever see anything that beautiful again.. until i watch it again sometime.

-jacob