but there's free food! a new realm of possibilities...

-kat

*maniacal laugh*

-alan

oh shit, that's a lot of gay porn.

-roommate brian (who's not so much roommate anymore), seeing sam's files in his laptop

and then you saw the dick go in the asshole.

-miguel

fucked me in the ass!

-tanya, responding to "what'd you thinkk of that test?"

it's when you have the tickling... that's when it gets...

-bruno, getting more and more uncomfortable as will inches closer

oh, like, yay!

-becca

it's cos i just boned a bitch!

-derek

yeah gay, woo!

-derek

dylan? psh. dylan's a lot of things.

-derek, responding to "dylan's 19"

it's not real golf, zack -- that's the key.

-becca

oh, jane fonda. i used to do her.

-kaeli

BRING IT!

-wolfman

wow, you're like, sixty years old.

-wolfman magoo

it hurts from spazzing too much.

-taylor

peanut, peanut butter. and JELLY!

-tanya, miguel, jeremy, alec, and channel 6 of the plane radio

yeah, i do.

-jimbo, about wanting jamba juice

amy does dylan!

-becca

newman virginity!

-phonez and bones

oh tanya's virginity, tanya's virginity, tanya's virginity, tanya's virginity...

-back of the bus, again

oh, tarnished virginity, tarnished virginity, tarnished virginity, tarnished virginity...

-back of the bus

away, away with rum by gum...

-drinking song at illinois, after the game

i might get third wind with chocolate ice cream!

-tanya

my second wind of mashed potatoes!

-tanya

seventeenth church of christ!

-becca, tanya, and miguel

twiddlebang. that's it and that's all.

-miguel

I-L-L! I-N-I!

-illinois fans

do you want a formula for that?

-tanya

if i was a parcel of air i would be unstable and constantly rising.

-tanya

i'm in your profile way too much, miguel. stop listening to what i say.

-erika

YOU LOVE THIS GAME, KATHERINE CHANG!

-miguel

no, i didn't wanna be out in the freezing.

-becca

oh, SNAP.

-sam

i'm using my privileges!

-becca, as she fulfills some rg-comm duty

yeah, we can use the clarinet for drumsticks.

-miguel, to alison li

it's like yoda, only drunk.

-kaeli

i have invented a new word

-talbot

hey luis, you wanna touch em?

-rian, about his gourd

shot down... in a blaze of gloryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...

-andi

twice. TWO TIMES!

-jon

i don't think that word was used correctly.

-daniel, responding to 'i'll bondage you!'

woo studio! and that's like in nine hours... buh...

-jeremy

new commercial!

-drinking game announcement (the commercials, by the way, came every fifteen seconds)

dance, taylor, dance!

-the chant to make taylor dance

kaeli "the pres"

-kaeli's signature on the gourd

just don't be rough. go bears.

-the rg-comm motto

i can't bring myself to do it!

-erika, about touching rian's gourd

RG-COMM! we're hella making shirts!

-becca

i wanted to lick his pee-hole...

-renie, reading an excerpt from 'best women's erotica'

banana-nanana-na-naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

-phonez and bones at the park

fellatianco?

-andrea b

define 'semen.'

-hiro

you do that one more time to my little bear and i might just end up kissing you, eddie.

-will rohrer

that's when michael jackson goes, "ooooh, oooh..."

-drum major bryan

I'M HIP!

-bones wearing pins...

no, you're not gay. you can't be.

-erika to will mcnair

flashy, flashy...

-angela during the earthsong color flashes

you fucking fatass.

-miguel to tanya, and vice-versa

yeah, but i have to wear it all retarded now.

-bob, about his beauteous phonez mesh hat

poof?

-ryan s

poo food!

-ryan b

toby was conceived... over the phone.

-phonez at fat slice

you're writing that down!

-kaeli and erika

OH.

-taylor

all the gay is repelling each other.

-andrea

that sounds like an indian tribe name or something.

-nick the picc

well, you're a monoga-ho.

-miguel