he's always dying. it's so sad!

-ngoc

in korea they call her the queen of crying, because her crying is so beautiful ... to koreans.

-hiro

i hope there's something in my ass because i'm going to have to pull it all out for this one.

-dave-bro, on one of his final papers

there will be no leftovers!

-alec, on the ludicrous notion that we not clean all our plates at sushi night

Hey kids! Sam Lam here. So Mig and I got to talking, and I figured I could help resurrect this site. We'll see. It's hard without Cal Band inside jokes to fuel you every day.

Go Bears.

-Sam