oh god. if i could jizz on myself, i would.

-kaeli, on michael phelps

where IS that bitch? um, i mean, where's erica?

-manwhore

yes, it was awesome.

-alec, responding to "did you just take an erica-sized shit?"

you are NASTY!

-bob, to manwhore

of course you would!

-alison li, on amy and miguel beating jimbo at a game of ddr

for shizzle, my nizzle. it's drizzling.

-bob calonico