i wish i could.

-toby

just pants yourself in the face, toby.

-miguel

you wanna cyber?

-toby, to jeremy, as almo

melk.

-rian

dude, use whatever's in there.

-toby acting as host at NOT HIS PLACE

you can rinse your own hair, you dumb HO!

-erika to kaeli

lies! lies ungerly!

-david f

i wish i could speak like helen keller.

-hiro

adimchinobe echimundo mucho tasy guaranteed!

-bus

better head
for jerry's

-sign at eugene, with babies

mucho tasty! gusto guaranteed!

-sign at eugene

soooooo-crates!

-alan

wompy wompy wompy...

-the "segundo"

oh kristina and john e,
under blankets, god can't see

-drinking song

oh no, i lost my page!

-sam

pants yourself in the face!

-bus to oregon

wait, deaf people CAN laugh.

-stephanie

aaron keller great!

-alan

i'm helen keller and didn't see it coming!

-stephanie, on fast breaks

we just stand there and make noise but its not musical its just noise and we provide entertainment so others can make fun of us no matter what we do so really, we are like a growth or a tumor on the band...not an actual section.

-corey, about the tenors

i'm not a shining star.

-noli