damn, al sharpton is good.

aww, i'll alcohol-swab your face of tears!

-ling, to ryan p

oh no! shut your fucking face uncle fucker!

-kaeli

yeah kat, the masturbating manatee.

-kaeli

sweet!

-rian's response to kat

masturbate!

-kat beta (what's one thing you like to do a lot?)

browns!

-kat beta (i've got my hash...)

samsonite and delilah!

-kat beta

do you think you're better off alone...

-hiro and sam, singing "healthily"

yeah. it's healthy.

-sam

oh. i'm gonna do it. don't make me do it.

-andi ('it' being 'looking on the internet to help me with zelda')

i'm not a queen!

-andi, replying to "he's being independent"

yeah, hiro said my writing was... entertaining.

-andrea b

mm. it's time for a feature doble.

-jon