i just want to eternally sunshine her, i swear.

-jacob (about le ex)

yeah dude, i'm on the jon train. i'm down.

-braverman

fuck yeah! or should i say, pants yeah!

-carly

hey david, if we changed the s in your name to p and the o to an s, your name would be pants! david tetsu pants!

-kat, drunk

that's gonna ruin my embouchure!

-kat, on riding tower of terror

yeah. the sizzling one.

-jessica d, on ordering chicken fa-jye-tas

it looks like james brown!

-kat k, on miniature poodles

no it's not!

-kat k

wanna give me a blowjob while you're playing? it'll be like you're playing.

-sam

that was very... non sequitur.

-kat k

oh, sam lambda.

-kat

oh, kat beta.

-sam

the phonez are more important than family.

-wolfman

aww. that's like having your cake and eating it too, only in reverse!

-david

no. i say "malk." people who say "milk" are stupid. would you like to drink some milk? ridiculous.

-jon

oh hey! bruno! would you like some water or some water?

-joe west

like a villain...s.

-joe west

don't hit me. i'll fart.

-joe west

aw. now all curry is slow.

-kat, on the closing down of "curry in hurry"